I Dump Sweet Surprises For You in Medium Comments — Woof! I am dog. I am a seven year old poodle mix mutt. I was adopted from a foster home. They told my forever human I am a Maltipoo — but we aren’t sure and that doesn’t matter. I am just a good dog with a huge heart! Today is…

It’s Hot and I’m Not Too Cool for School! — with video — Oh my dog, gotcha! You think I am a giant! I’m just really clever. I love to place myself in imaginary scenery around the world. This one’s not so far-fetched. Get it? Fetch. Anyway, I really do live in a desert, but it’s not how people imagine. …

Where Do I Enlist and Who Do I Bite First? — Why do humans keep fighting? It solves nothing. And now my buddies who are so loyal, ever by your side, faithful warriors, you’ve left them behind in a war zone. I am at a loss for human words. Pray our fellow canines are rescued. There are still humans in danger…

Good Dog Vs Evil Doctor — Every time the human tries to tell me what to do, I remind it I once saved the world. Am Poodle. Am International dog of mystery. Respect. A pigeon landed on the balcony. My poodle noggin whipped around in fixed attention. Wait, there’s something on its foot! “Bark! Bark! Bark…

Today is a Very Good Day for a Very Good Dog. That’s Me. — Kicker letter of the day is T. Today being my first day as a writer, you’d think I’d start with A, but you’re wrong. Perhaps you thought it’d be P for peanut butter or Poodle. Wrong again, woof. Today is T for treats. Treated the human today to tidy tasks…